Bohuslav Vaněk-Úvalský

Bohuslav Vaněk-Úvalský

Poet, prose writer, editor and journalist. His book Ženy, Havel, hygiena (Women, Havel, Hygiene) has also been brought out in Polish. He was born in Prague on 13 February 1970.


Title Publisher Year Selected published translations Awards
The White Disease 2013 (Bílá nemoc 2013) Krásné nakladatelství 2013
Zabrisky, The Other Sperm Cell (Zabrisky, ta druhá spermie) Krásné nakladatelství 2010
Kobiety, Havel, Hygiena (Kobiety, Havel, higiena) Stowarzyszenie Inicjatyw Wydawniczych a Górnośląskie Centrum Kultury 2007
A Woman Can´t Be Peeled Like a Banana (Žena se nedá loupat jako banán) Plot 2005
Women, Havel, Hygiene (Ženy, Havel, hygiena) Petrov 2003
Potatoes Were the Oranges of My Childhood (Brambora byla pomeranč mého dětství) Petrov 2001
The Last Bourbon (Poslední bourbon) Petrov 2000
Zabrisky (Zabrisky) Petrov 1999
Sliced Beetles in a Meadow (Nářez brouků na palouku) Krásné nakladatelství 1994
Bílá nemoc 2013
The White Disease 2013
Bílá nemoc 2013
Zabrisky, ta druhá spermie
Zabrisky, The Other Sperm Cell
Zabrisky, ta druhá spermie
Kobiety, Havel, higiena
Kobiety, Havel, Hygiena
Kobiety, Havel, higiena
Žena se nedá loupat jako banán
A Woman Can´t Be Peeled Like a Banana
Žena se nedá loupat jako banán
Ženy, Havel, hygiena
Women, Havel, Hygiene
Ženy, Havel, hygiena
Brambora byla pomeranč mého dětství
Potatoes Were the Oranges of My Childhood
Brambora byla pomeranč mého dětství
Poslední bourbon
The Last Bourbon
Poslední bourbon
Zabrisky
Zabrisky
Zabrisky
Nářez brouků na palouku
Sliced Beetles in a Meadow
Nářez brouků na palouku
Praise
Thanks to the witty commentary and the poetically constructed fictitious story, which winds its way among the pictures and links them together, native inhabitants of Prague can easily become aware of how much of this they overlook during their customary walks. And for those who find themselves here only occasionally, the book manages to convey a wealth of impressions, insights and tips that no ordinary guidebook would be able to provide them with.
—Antonín Kocábek
Tyden

His grandfather was friends with Jaroslav Hašek and was called Úvalský – hence the epithet. He says of himself that he is the batman of literature, whatever that means. He debuted with the collection Nářez brouků na palouku (Sliced Beetles in a Meadow, Krásné nakladatelství, 1994), which was brought out by his own publishing house. This was followed by Naivní román (Naive Novel) and Psí roky (Dog Years) – which are registered by the publishing house but do not have an official ISBN code – and the “chinwagging novel” Poslední bourbon (The Last Bourbon, KN, 1996) about a publisher of poetry who hits rock bottom and just can’t seem to bounce back.

The novel Zabrisky (Petrov, 1999) depicts the fortunes of a writer who personally has no need to communicate anything to the world and therefore lets himself be hired by others who long for fame but are not able to “write it” for themselves. Fortified by pastis and various kinds of pills, he writes texts to order – until the fateful day when a girl moves into the neighbourhood and a mysterious game gets underway on the internet. As critic Ondřej Bezr writes, “Each seemingly self-contained detail ultimately reveals its significance in the spider’s web of this cleverly thought-out story, which in spite of the tragic outcome leaves the reader not only with the feeling of having been entertained but also with the pleasant discovery that a detached point of view and a lightness of touch are not absent from youthful Czech literature, without the reader having to hide the cover in embarrassment.”

This was followed by a highly absurd novel about totalitarian Czechoslovakia, Brambora byla pomeranč mého dětství (Potatoes Were the Oranges of My Childhood, Petrov, 2002), and the prose work Ženy, Havel, hygiena (Petrov, 2003), made up of 72 micro-stories about women written with a light touch. The main character Ferdinand Havel has a desire to remain single, so he breaks up with women, but each time he regains his freedom he has a desire to celebrate and confirm it – by chatting up a new woman.

Vaňek-Úvalský’s latest book is a detective-style farce, Žena se nedá loupat jako banán (A Woman Can’t Be Peeled Like a Banana, Krásné nakladatelství, 2012).